FTC Holds Out Until it Gets its Fair Share of Those Sweet, Sweet, WoW Tokens.

The FTC has filed suit to stop Microsoft from acquiring Activision / Blizzard, saying that the purchase would allow them to harm competitors by denying them access to popular titles such as Call of Duty.

But seriously, who are they bullshitting? The only reason the FTC is getting involved is because they want their fair share of WoW tokens, and if the Feds don’t get their WoW tokens, Microsoft don’t get Blizzard.

“I just don’t think it’s fair. We all play WoW, and should benefit in some form,” said one anonymous source at the FTC.

Another source told Stormcloak.net that “WoW tokens are a big part of the President’s plan to reduce inflation and cut government spending. The President is sure we can significantly reduce Federal WoW expenditures by using WoW tokens.”

Currently Washington WoW accounts make up 1/3 of the overall US Budget. By switching to WoW tokens, the Feds are certain they can free up a greater portion of the budget to finance more wars, global instability, and domestic unrest.

We here at Stormcloak.net believe that the deal will ultimately go through, and this most recent action is simply the Federal Government’s way of holding out for more kickbacks…We mean…WoW tokens.